Born from chaos and raised on bad decisions, Terrible Infants are the DJ duo your subconscious warned you about. United on a blurry dancefloor and bonded by a love for groove, grit, and all things off-kilter, they’ve made it their mission to turn secret spots into sweat-soaked sanctuaries. From basement raves to afterhours odysseys—weddings, divorces, and everything in between—Terrible Infants deliver dancefloor damage with no apologies. If you know, you know. If not, buckle up.